cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:
please
tell me which part of yourself
you hate the most
so I know exactly where to plant my lips
every time I see youOh my dick definitely my dick
(Source: beautywithbeats)
shut the fuck up
is that John Barrowman?
wAHT THE EVERLIVING FUCK BARROWMAN
THAT GAVE ME SEVERE ANXIETY
OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHERE THIS PLACE IS SO I CAN LIVE THERE
I’m sorry. But how did he not miss? Did that even hurt him at all!?
someone just walked in my study wearing a meme shirt holy shit
H E SAW ME TRYIG NG TO TAKE A PICTURE AND SCREAMED “’ NO NOT AGAIN”” INT HE DEEPEST VOICE OH MY GOD
you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie
No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;
English class.
GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH
the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”
god bless the brits
DID CHRIS PINE JUST GRAB ANTON’S ASS???
omg, he totally did.
It’s Pine’s fucking smirk right as he does it that’s killing me.
(Source: karlurbaninternational)